You: bla bla howdy i am Alex Hirsch! I am a nerd without life!

Best friend: o.o ...

You: i think i am handsome and smart but guess what!? I am not!

Best friend: eh y/n..

You: Bla bla everyone loves me, the fangirls around the world!

Best friend: y/n..

You: but i am a big bubble babe in reality that is sleeping hugging a teddy bear!

Best friend: Y/N! O.o

You: ....

He is right behind me, isn't he...

Alex: *right behind you*

...

Why you say that "Alex Hirsch"?

You: ...

Me so fcked rn..

...

Mommy ;-;