You: *slowly goes to Alex's kitchen*

Let's see..

*opens fridge*

Food food food... Food... Wine... Food..

Oh my god o.o

Alex: WHAT ARE U DOING HERE!?*closes the fridge*

You: ...

WHY YOU HAVE BUFFALO MEAT!?

Alex: eh.. Cuz it is tasty...?

You: o.o

...

You are killing me bruh