Alex: *plays Pokémon go*

I am bored

*opens playstore, appstore WHATEVER I DK*

Wattpad..? This seems interesting.. I like books so heck why not!?

*downloads it and creates account*

Well.. Let's see

*Message pops in the screen*

Message: Hello Alex Hirsch! Here in wattpad you can find thousands of good books! But first follow if you want these writers! *shows a bunch of writers that have written a gravity falls book-story*

Alex: sure, why not.. It's not like they are over-obsessed fangirls or something that may call me senpai. *follows them all*

-Meanwhile-

Writer #1: OMG ALEX HIRSCH FOLLOWED ME, SQUEAA- *dies*

Writer #2: IT'S ALEX FCKING HIRSCH!! *runs around fangirling*

Writer #3: AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHA OH MY FCKING GOD! * passes out*

Zoe: ...

Well time for his life to be destroyed, he did the major fault to follow me.

*continues writing whistling like a b!tch without caring at all*

-Back to Alex-

Alex: Well let's start reading.. Gravity Falls stories.. sure

*a bunch of Alex Hirsch X Reader books covers his screen*

NOPE

*closes app, turns off phone and throws it from window*

..

Why these books even exist.. The people that write them should be burned to hell..

-Meanwhile-

Zoe: *writing* I would be burned in the pits of hell anyway so why not to write a bunch of Alex Hirsch x reader books, hu?

-Back to Alex-

Alex: There are some really weird people out there.. jeez... They will feel so destroyed if I even read their stories.

-Meanwhile-

Zoe: *still writing* Alex would feel so destroyed if he even reads Goodbye Happy Memories.. But who cares!? I will take care of him after the five heart attacks.