You: *at school with friends*

Friends: you are too obsessed with Alex!

You: why you say that!?*wears red flannel, fake devil horns and rides a lil buffalo pet ^^*

Friends: -_-

Alex: *is a teacher in your school and walks and stop in front of you*

....

I like your style kiddo

*continues walking*

You: OMG SENPAI NOTICED EEEH *0* *dies on lil buffalo pet*

Friends: -_-

Best Friend:  ....

She died from fangirling

...

Cool