Imagine yourself being 17 in this

You: so..

Alexander Robert Hirsch... (she said the full name, this is serious :| )

Alex: yeah 😐

You: you will marry my mom, won't you...?

Alex: eh.. I think so...!?

You: why you will marry an old woman, why not to marry a much younger version of her~?

Alex: eh... Because i love her 😐😐😐

You: well~ *caresses his cheek* I think you would love more the younger version~

Alex: eh.. I don't think so.. 😐

You: c'moooon, *demonic voice*

LOVE
ME

*sits on him* (sitting on Alex #LifeGoals 😂(｡♥‿♥｡) )

Alex: eh...

No (゜-゜)

You: c'moooooon~ *kisses his neck* (Zoe's noping)

Alex:*moans slighty* s-stop...
＜(。_。)＞

Mom: *coughs* y/n...

You: *looks her* what , will you hurt me cuz i am on top of him and i tried to steal him!?-_-

Mom: me not..

I am too old as you said

...

Zoe ヽ(' ∇' )ノ

Zoe: *bursts with katanas* katanas!
ヽ(^。^)丿 *chases reader^^*