Cuz surprise!😁😀

Mom: ....

You: *drinks orange juice*

Mom: you know i broke up with your dad (゜-゜)

...

I'm getting married again y/n ˎ₍•ʚ•₎ˏ

You: *splits orange juice, r.i.p orange juice u will be missed 😞*

WHAT!? WHEN WHERE WHO AND WHY ヘ（。□°）ヘ

Mom: In three days

At a church

Alex Hirsch

Why not!? He is a real cutie! (^.^)

You: WHAT!? NO HE ISN'T! HE DESTROYED SO MANY LIVES WITH THE LAST EPISODE OF GRAVITY FALLS! (¬_¬)ﾉ

Mom: darling.. (-'๏_๏'-)

You: MOM N- (ㄒoㄒ)

Mom: He will be your step father..
ヽ(#'Д')ﾉ

You: ....

When you are getting married you said? ('･ω･')