You: *opens fridge and sees Alex*

...

Da fck are you doin' here  ಠ_ಠ

Alex: ...

Nothing  (゜-゜)

You: talk or i'll call the police dude  (」ﾟﾛﾟ)｣

Alex:  ...

Hiding from your father  (゜-゜)

He learned i had a relationship with yo mama  ＜(。_。)＞

You:  ....

ಠ_ಠ

DAD HE IS HERE!! ┐(ﾟдﾟ┐)

IN THE FRIDGE ACTING LIKE HE IS MINCHED MEAT!  (ﾉ*ﾟｰﾟ)ﾉ

COME AND GET HIM DAD  ˎ₍•ʚ•₎ˏ

BEFORE MAMA EATS HIM  (゜-゜)

....

if you know what i mean  ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°

Dad:*gets in kitchen having shotgun*

Here you are~!  ⊙﹏⊙

Alex:

....

Nope

*runs away with dad chasing him*

You:

....

Well

....

I love my family

*walks away*