Imagine Alex Hirsch being your Art Teacher

;-;

You: *talking with friends* so there's this new teacher that is a guy i think..

Friend: ooooh a guy!!!

Best Friend: this is goin' to be fun!

You: *chucks* whatever, i hate draw-

Alex: *just gets in the goddamn class* Morning class!

You: I LOVE DRAWING, I AM IN LOVE WITH IT! IT'S MY SECRET BOYFRIEND!

Friend: *rolls eyes and sits down*

Best friend: *hits head on the desk many times by laughing*

You: *looks her/him* shut up and sit down ಠ_ಠ

Best friend: *sits down still laughing*

Alex: *starts writing on panel or whatever* My name is Al-

You: Alex Hirsch, 31 years old, has one twin sister, Ariel Hirsch, you are the devil literally, has created Gravity Falls and voiced many characters, I don't like Bill because i am a teenager but because he is an awesome villain, any questions about the new teacher  class?

Class: o.o

Alex: o.o

Best Friend: *laughing* Mr. Hirsch you better get the hell out of here before she kawai your brain..  (-^〇^-)

You: also

He has a girlfriend.. *secretely sharpening knives like a yandere*

Alex:  ....

Jesus christ girl *goes to bring holy water*