You: *goes to your mom*

HeY mRs. Last/name

Mom: y/n stop it, i'm cooking

You: oF cOUrse mOM... JUst CAll AlEx...

Mom: not gonna happen even if you act like you are insane

You: :(

DAmNiT... 

I wILL fINd hIm a-

Mom: you are grounded little psycho

You: NONONONONONO I
AM SORRY! ;-;