Original full title: Don't let Jason find the "Alex Hirsch X Reader" book i wrote cuz raping time and sh*t.

Warning

Spoilers from Goodbye Happy Memories (Alex Hirsch X Reader) ahead~!^^

I warned you kiddo

Curiosity killed the cat

Kiddo

Zoe: *editing old chapters from Goodbye Happy Memories*

Welp this is the end

It's time to say goodbye to the happy memories that this book brought.

The puns, kiddos

The puns.

Let's check the rap- i mean Jason's twitter, tu-tu-tu~!

*goes to his twitter*

Jason:*link to the story*

Gonna rape to death the girl that wrote this story and made me look so badass and evil~!>:D

Aka PurpleAftetlife

Aka Zoe

Zoe:  ☺....

*locks every single door and window*

I am all alone in this fight

*whispers*

I am all alone...

Jason: *outside my house*

ZOE

OPEN THE GODDAMN DOOR!

Zoe: EH

HAVE YOU EVER PEOPLE HEARD OFF

LOCKING THE GODDAMN DOOR!?

Jason: I WILL BREAK IN!

Zoe: AND RAPE ME!? LIKE IN THE STORY JASON!?

AND LOCK ME INSIDE YOUR HOUSE

AND POOR AL-

Jason: SHUT UP, JUST SHUT UP!

you won

*walks away*

Zoe: ...

That was easier that the sh*t i had to go through with Alex

*wardrope's moving*

SHUT UP ALEX AND SLEEP! YOU GONNA HAVE NEW COMPANY

*whispers*

Soon, very soon~

*evil maniac laugh*

....

I AM NOT INSANE ALEX