You:*reads random X Reader gravity falls fanfiction and lets ur phone on the couch to go to the bathroom*

Mom:*takes ur phone* da fck..wow..what an asshole *goes back to kitchen*

You:*comes back and starts reading*

Mom: . . .
   

*cough cough*

You: what?

Mom: . . .

If a celebrity would let you live with him, would you do it?

You: what kind of question is this, of course!

Mom:*grabs ur phone* NO PHONE FOR YOU, HE MAY BE A RAPIST *gets back to kitchen*

You: .   . .

What!?