You: *spamming Alex's twitter*

Ily ily ily ily ily ily ily ily u are my baeeeeee ily ily ily ily marry me ;3 ily ily ily ily ily ily ily u are mah life :3 ily ily ily ily ily ily ily ily ily.

Alex: *never answers*

You: :(

Mom: what happened?

You: Alex doesn't respond on my messages in twitter ;(

Mom: *calls Alex cuz is his ex and has his number*

Alex: Hello..?

Mom:*gives the phone to you*

You: *creepy af voice* bae...

Alex: *hangs up*

Goddamnit,

She found my phone ._.