You: *very angry with friend cuz hates markiplier*

HE DOESN'T DO EVERYTHING ONLY FOR THE MONEY!

Friend: yeah but for the money too!

You: OF COURSE HOW WOULD HE LIVE YOU ASS-DIPPER!?(ass-hole)

Friend: Did you just call me ass-dipper!?

You: YEAH, GOT A PROBLEM "JASON"!? (fcker)

Friend: did you call me Jason!?

You: YES AND U KNOW SOMETHING!?

ALEX YOU! (fck you ^^)

Best Friend: *claps laughing*

Friend: o.O!?

You: *proud AF because u didn't swear!^^

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Kinda~!^^*