Mom: ...

Who we said he is?

You: ...

It's Alex Hirsch mom, he created Gravity Falls..

Mom: ...

And is he sin-

You: NO HE ISN'T AND HE IS A GROWN MAN AND HE HAS A GIRLFRIEND AND HE WILL GET MARRIED ONE DAY AND HE WILL

*cough*

HIS WIFE AND HE WILL HAVE MANY MANY MANY CHILDREN OK!?

Mom:  ...

Okay sweetheart .__.