You: Mom, i found a girlfriend!

Mom: aaaaaw my baby found his own girl, he doesn't like mama anymore :'(

You: mooooooom, that is akward..

Girlfriend: *wearing a T-Shirt with Bill* Hi Mrs.L/n .

Mom: *looks her T-Shirt* Big fan of Gravity Falls hu?

Girlfriend: Yeah, Gravity Falls was created by my dad ^^

Mom:...

GET
OUT
OF
MY
HOUSE

Girlfriend: i was just kidding Mrs.L/n.   ._.

Mom: I DON'T CARE GET OUT BEFORE I GET THE KNIFE.

Girlfriend: *leaves scared AF*

You: mooooom, she will hate me now...

Mom: you will find someone better son.

That isn't a faller if you want her to survive.

You: moooooom.... O.o