Dad: *gets gun and points at Alex's head*

Alex: ...

Hi

Dad: You are the dude that my daughter crushes on?

Alex: eh...

I don't even know who are you dude

Dad: I AM BAE'S DAD

Alex: ...

Who's bae?

You:...

Hi

...

I'm bae

Alex: ...

Welp

*runs away*

You: whyyy baeeee... ;-;

Daaaaad :'(