Mom: GO AWAY LEAVE MY BAE ALONE!!

Alex: NO BAE LOVES GRAVITY FALLS!

Mom: *slaps Alex* NO YOU MAKE BAE INSANE

Alex: *slaps mom* NO BAE LIKES GRAVITY FALLS

Mom: *punches him* F U HIRSCH

Alex: *punches her* F U MOM

Mom: *starts World War Three* FIRE!!!

Alex: *fights with mom* U LITTLE LET YOUR DAUGHTER LIKE GRAVITY FALLS

Mom: NO!!

You: ....

Mom: CHOOSE BAE THAT A-HOLE OR YOUR MAMA!?

Alex: CHOOSE BAE

You: ....

NOONE F U ALL *leaves*

Alex: ...

Wanna go for coffee?

Mom: ...

Sure