Family's friends: *coming to your home*

Mom: be normal...

You: okay..

Family's friend: Hey y/n, how was your day?

You: It was fine! I searched for a statue that actually is million miles away from me, i stalked a guy, i saw a lot episodes of gravity falls and Alex broke my heart again so i kidnaped him and he is right now under my bed! What about you?^^

Family's friend: ._.

Mom:*sighs*