You:*stalking silently Alex in comic con*

Mom: BAEEE WHERE ARE YOU!?

You:fck, my mom

Mom: hello sir that my daughter is clearly obsessed with, have you seen my daughter?

Alex: no ._.

Mom:*walks away* BAEEEE

You: . . .

*sighs*

Hi bae, alex! *smiles creepy*

Alex: hi ._.

Mom: here you are, we leave bae!*takes you and leave*

You: NO NO NO NO BAE BAE BAEEE!

Alex: . . .

Da fck happened ._."