There's a perfectly reasonable explanation for this. If you are a faller, NEVER EVER go to school if you want your friends to be sane and normal and not as f#cked up as you!

Here, have some examples.

*In the maths class*

You: *counting triangles* One.. two.. three Bills!

Best Friend: Ehm.. We have Algebra...

You: ....

*takes deep breath*

DO
I
LOOK
LIKE
I
GIVE
A
F#CK!?

Teacher: Language, young lady!

You: *throws hands to air* AND WHY OUR TEACHER TALKS LIKE A F#CKED UP VERSION OF MABEL!?

Best Friend: Good question..

*the whole class starts talking, trying to find why the teacher's voice is so high pitched.*

Teacher:  （//･_･//)

Who's Mabel?  (゜-゜)

* class falls silent*

Best Friend: oh no..

You: *stands up*

OUTA
OF
MY
CLASS
B!TCH!

*throws her from window as your classroom is on second floor*

Teacher: *screams and falls and nearly dies*

Class: (⊙_⊙)

You: eh...  ಠ_ಠ

She's gonna be fiiine.. ಠ__ಠ

....

Probably  ಠ___ಠ

*In the relegious class*

You: *closed eyes and holding hands in a circle with friends and in the middle of the circle is a necklace with the cipher wheel/ the zodiacs on it.

Ommm...

Teacher: *gets in class* Morning c- WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?

You: *sighs and opens eyes clearly disturbed* trying to contact with our lord and Savior..

Friend: Saint Hirsch?

You: nah, f#ck him! Satan!

Best Friend: But isn't Satan, Saint Hirsch?

You: oh.. Right..

WHAT ARE YOU ALL LOOKING!? SIT DOWN, THE TEACHER CAME! IT'S LESSON TIME!

Teacher: *backs away slowly out of class and runs out of class going to church to bring holy water*

*In the physics class*

Teacher: And this is h-

You: *stands up angry throwing hands to air*

LOOK ME TEACHER

I AIN'T STANFORD PINES, KAY!?

I WILL NEVER EVER LEARN THIS BULLSH!T, OKAY!?

JUST GIVE UP!

Teacher: <(_ _)> ....

Class: *looks at you*

You: What!?  (￣◇￣;)

He had to learn the truth soon or later..  ヽ(#'Д´)ﾉ

*In the gymnastics*

You: *running* RUN, THERE'S A MONSTER BEHIND US!!

Friend: *running* I KNOW, IT'S OUR TRAINER, IDIOT!

Trainer: YOU TWO STOP GOD DAMNIT!

You: YOU WELL NEVER CATCH ME ALIVE SHAPE SHIFTER, NEVER!