Don't end like me.. I beg ya..

Y

ou: MOOOOM

Mom: yes my dear..

You: o.o ....

Eh.. I wanna order something..

Mom: what exactly..?

You: a sweater...

Mom: If it's gravity falls related, ask your dad.

You: *sighs* DAAAAAD...

Dad: I am not here.

You: Whatever, can i order something from the internet that is gravity falls related?

Dad: i don't know, can you?

You: DAD! <(⇀‸↼‶)>

Dad: whatever, ask your REAL dad cause your MOM used to be a BIG
B!TCH when she was YOUNG and STILL is.. (a/n; #BurnedMama2k16)

Mom: *laughs nervously*

You: wait what!? Who the hell is even my real dad!? (T_T)

Dad: *hands you phone*

You: *sighs and grabs it* I bet he will be boring af like fourty years old that has done sh!t in his life...

*puts phone to ear*

Hello...?

??: Yeah, hey i am your father, buy whatever that is GRAVITT FALLS related.. Now write, card's owner..

You: yeah.. First and Last Name..

??: Okay write down.. Alexander Robert Hirsch..

You:

（//･_･//) ....

*phone falls down*

＜(。_。)＞ There's no way..

(/ω＼) This is happening..

*squeazes to death and hits head at wall many times understanding it's reality*



Dad: I tols you to not tell her...

Mom: Too late...

Zoe's Corner

Journal three ✔
Dipper hat ✔
Cipher necklace ✔
???? {coming soon}

I said " a small moan" instead of " a small loan" today.. (⊙_⊙)

And a priest came into our class and i turned to my friend and said.

" WHAT'S HAPPENING!? PRIESTS ARE COMIN AND GOING, SATAN'S COMIN AND GOING.."

And she looked at me like " da fck Zoe (°◇°;)"

And then i realized what i had told as i put my hand over my mouth with widened eyes..

Yeah

...

We were watching a video and there was a man that was talking in the video named " Raphael Hirsch".

I gasped seeing the name.

My one friend was like " Why are you l- (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"

And the other

" SAINT HIRSCH...OH JEEZ YOU CAME!"

What have i created..