Friend: Wanna go out tomorrow at eh.. five pm?

You: i can't

Friend: why?

You: i have a meeting with the illuminati

Friend: -_-

Six pm?

You: i have to play golf with Obama

Friend: -__-

Seven pm?

You: Have to go for dinner with Michael Jackson.

Friend: BUT HE...

-___-

*takes deep breath*

Eight pm?

You: have to help Scott Cawthon to hide illuminati symbols in the fnaf games

Friend: -____-

Nine pm?

You: i have to beat Alex Hirsch's a$$ in Just Dance! *does victory dance*

Friend: ._____.!?

YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW ALL THESE PEOPLE!

You: you bet!

* phone rings*

Oh god

*shrugs and answers it*

NO ALEX I WILL NOT GO OUT WITH YOU! IT IS LIKE THE FIFTH TIME YOU HAVE ASKED ME!

*Hangs up*

Anything new?^^

Friend:  ಥ_ಥ

*crying dissapointed with life*