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105: Don't make small stories!

This is is a story i made at school with one friend named Ntina!

Ntina: well

Zoe: *grabs her hand* i will tell you your fate

Ntina: welp

Sh!t

Zoe: tonight

At 3:33

Someone will ring the bell

Ntina: AND THEN EVERYONE WILL WAKE UP AND MY DAD WILL SWEAR AND LOAD THE GUN AND BOOM BOOM

Zoe: one dead body...

You will go and look from the window.. You will see a shadow... A man...

Ntina: a shadow or a man?

Zoe: A MAN DAMNIT

He will be tall

I guess..

Wearing jeans and a shirt

And holding a knife behind his back

The last shirt cuz Zoe got the others

Ntina: being in the background holding it like " i didn't do it!" :(

Zoe: He will have a nice eye colour

Ntina: The best

And carrot hair

Zoe: yeah and then bugs bunny will pop out -_-

If you want to survive

You will go to the bathroom.

Ntina: The big or the small?

Zoe: THE BIG

*cough*

You will get thr shaving machine and hold it behind your back... You will and open to him.. " Hi" you will say. " Hi.. Are you ntina?" he'll say and you of course will answer yes. He will show you his knife and say " i have orders to kill you". You will nod and say " Nice shirt". He of course say " thank you". You will say unbutton it and show to him the shaving machine as you turn it on. He will scream and run away.

Ntina: what are we gonna shave?

Zoe: wanna learn ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°

Ntina: ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°

Zoe/ Ntina: chest

....

Ntina: *shivers*

God damn

Zoe: Amazon's forest ⊙ω⊙


We so evil xD

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