
105: Don't make small stories!
This is is a story i made at school with one friend named Ntina!
Ntina: well
Zoe: *grabs her hand* i will tell you your fate
Ntina: welp
Sh!t
Zoe: tonight
At 3:33
Someone will ring the bell
Ntina: AND THEN EVERYONE WILL WAKE UP AND MY DAD WILL SWEAR AND LOAD THE GUN AND BOOM BOOM
Zoe: one dead body...
You will go and look from the window.. You will see a shadow... A man...
Ntina: a shadow or a man?
Zoe: A MAN DAMNIT
He will be tall
I guess..
Wearing jeans and a shirt
And holding a knife behind his back
The last shirt cuz Zoe got the others
Ntina: being in the background holding it like " i didn't do it!" :(
Zoe: He will have a nice eye colour
Ntina: The best
And carrot hair
Zoe: yeah and then bugs bunny will pop out -_-
If you want to survive
You will go to the bathroom.
Ntina: The big or the small?
Zoe: THE BIG
*cough*
You will get thr shaving machine and hold it behind your back... You will and open to him.. " Hi" you will say. " Hi.. Are you ntina?" he'll say and you of course will answer yes. He will show you his knife and say " i have orders to kill you". You will nod and say " Nice shirt". He of course say " thank you". You will say unbutton it and show to him the shaving machine as you turn it on. He will scream and run away.
Ntina: what are we gonna shave?
Zoe: wanna learn ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°
Ntina: ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°
Zoe/ Ntina: chest
....
Ntina: *shivers*
God damn
Zoe: Amazon's forest ⊙ω⊙
We so evil xD
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