First of all, why would you do that..

I am the only one i do that

You: And that's that gnome joke!😌

Best friend: And that's how our hell-hole was made

By you😥

Friend: Well i bet Alex has a small
d!ck even if i don't know who he is or how he looks like!😀

Best Friend: No, he has a veeery long d!ck according to the lemons in wattpad 😊

You: But wait, it's a trap! The lemon is a trap! A hallucination brought by Alex Hirsch.  😒

Best friend: well then😕

Friend: I will call him "small d!ck" 😝

You: really?  😑

Best Friend: yeah you go girl! 😆

Friend: so y/n you have actually the height of a GNOME  😎

Best Friend:  😂😂😂

You: you must be kiddin' me, here come the jokes 😑

How the hell you even know that he ACTUALLY has a small d!ck !? 😓

Friend: just a guess 😶

Best Friend: WHEN YOU LOOK AT HIS PANTS IT IS LIKE FLAT, NOTHING IS LIKE "JETTISON"! *runs around*  😚

Friend:  😂😂😂

You: really bruh... Really  😑... I have created a monster..

Alex:  * scared af*

*slowly backs away not wanting you guys notice him*