Ooooh ooh wait

Why would u want to fck Alex!?

Obsessed Psycho...

He is like 31 and u are like
12/13/14/ i don't rly know ur age :p

WHY WOULD U WANT TO FCK HIM!?

Also!

100th to not to do!:D

You: *in ur class bored af starring at the wall*

....

Pssss

Best friend: *turns around and whispers* what, speak quickly 😑

You: *whispers* i wanna fck my step dad! 😁😀

Best friend:

ಠ_ಠ

It's just the hormones, bruh 😒

You: you say that

Alex's sexy

And sexy

And sexy

And sexy

A- 😍

Best friend: sexy? 😒

You: how you knew that!? 😮

Best friend: just a guess 😑

But

For the love of god

Don't
Fck
Alex
Okay?
😐

You: okie :3

*at home*

You: *bursts into your house* ME HOME! 😆

Alex: good 😌

Mom's at work

You:

...

*slowly smirks*

Alex 😉

Alex: *looks you* y/n 😐

You: Alex 😏

Alex: *kinda worried* y/n 😯

You: Alex~ 😏

Alex: *very worried* y/n 😕

You: Aleeeex~ 😏

Alex: *whispers scaried af* y/n 😬

You: *walks towards him* leh me 😽 you~

Alex: *stands up*

NOPE 😐

THIS D!CK' S MINE!😠

NOW I'LL GO BACK TO BED! 😤

*gets into fridge 😂*

You: ...

I thought he was sleeping with mom 😐

...

That's why i find flannels in the fridge....oooh...makes sense now.