THEY'RE ONTO ME YALL. ;-;

My friend diagnosed me with gay yesterday .,.

The conversation went like:

Friend: He looks gay, are you sure he's not gay? *talking about someone's crush*

Me: How does he look gay? Like idk he looks straight to me.

Friend: Nahhh bro he's so gay.

Me: BrO tHaT iS tHe StRaIgHtEsT dUdE iVe EvEr SeEn

Friend: Look he's doing these arms tho *Does t-Rex arms*

My brain:  *How freaking stupid are you? That's an autistic trait not a gay trait*

Me: I do those arms all the time *looks down* I'm doing it right now even

Friend 2: Anything you wanna tell us?

ISTG I WAS ABOUT TO TELL THEM BUT THEN THEY STARTED LAUGHING BECAUSE IT WAS A JOKE. LIKE BRUH, YES I WANT TO TELL YOU SOMETHING SO BAD