*"Suicide Squad (dead)"*

*Pung-dong's Weird Guy changed the chat name to "Suicide Squad (alive)"

*Pung-dong's Weird Guy changed the chat name to "hAlp"*

Pung-dong's Weird Guy

Guys
Dumbasses
...
NOOOOOOOOOOBS

Jangchung-dong Spicy Sniper

damn i thought that said boobs for a second

StillAliveeee

i thought you only liked my titties..

Songdo's Bad Guy

I wake up at this ungodly hour for this?!
Bye

Pung-dong's Weird Guy

wait noooooooooo
I need help

Mapo Trooper

What kind of help

Anyang Grapeshot

But first can we just change the names
I'm gonna lose my mind deciphering who's who

Mr. San

my name's literally RIGHT THERE

Anyang Grapeshot

Everyone except san

Mr. San

Thanxx ig

Nowon-gu Search Party

But I love my name 😡

Anyang Grapeshot

Temporarily

Pung-dong's Weird Guy

fancy leader thinking everyone understands what's he saying

Anyang Grapeshot

CHANGE YOUR NAMES RIGHT NOW FUCKERS

Songdo's Bad Guy

That's more like it
*applause*

Jangchung-dong Spicy Sniper

Do we really have to? I've grown attached to this

Anyang Grapeshot

YES

Jangchung-dong Spicy Sniper

Fine

*Jangchung-dong Spicy Sniper changed their name to YHSniperPup*

YHSniperPup

I'm keeping the sniper

Pung-dong's Weird Guy

Omg Liaaaaa

StillAliveeee

Nugu mwora haedo nan naya

Nowon-gu Search Party

Wrong lia but alright
Stan Itzy
Stream wannabe

Mapo Trooper

Been streaming since day 1

Anyang Grapeshot

Is that why you look half dead every day

Mapo Trooper

...you know nothing

Anyang Grapeshot

CHANGE YOU NAMES NOOBS

Songdo's Bad Guy

You haven't even changed yours
Noob

Anyang Grapeshot

I hate that he's right

*Anyang Grapeshot changed their name to bluejoong*

bluejoong

No one is gonna change my fruit theme

Pung-dong's Weird Guy

ppalgan mat gunggeumhae honey

Nowon-gu Search Party

Stop singing

Pung-dong's Weird Guy

Says the one who sings 24/7

Mapo Trooper

247 neoreul chajaseo

Nowon-gu Search Party

I take back my words
Sing all you want
If mom can do it you can too
Ig

Pung-dong's Weird Guy

Aw the baby is growing up 💔

Nowon-gu Search Party

If you wanna die that is

Pung-dong's Weird Guy

I take back my words too

bluejoong

CHANGE YOUR FUCKING NAMES OR I WILL COME DRAG YOU OUT OF BED

Mapo Trooper

chill joong
You're causing the other side of the bed to vibrate

YHSniperPup

You sure it ain't vibrating for other reasons

Mr. San

😏

Pung-dong's Weird Guy

😏

Songdo's Bad Guy

😏

StillAliveeee

😏

Nowon-gu Search Party

😏

Mapo Trooper

...yoy still know nothing
Yoy*
You*

Nowon-gu Search Party

Those typos tell me otw ;)
So how's it going

bluejoong

There's nothing going on here

StillAliveeee

Why are there moans coming from the next room

Mapo Trooper

D-oh hongjoong
I told you not to be so loud
I mean y'all know nothing

bluejoong

Thanks

Mapo Trooper

by Seventeen
I mean
...
Oops
...
Sorry

bluejoong

Forgiven
Ngl it was pretty nice
...
Why did I say that
...
Anyway Wooyoung why'd you call us here
AND CHANGE THE USERNAMES DARN

*Mapo Trooper has changed their name to hwanana*

*Songdo's Bad Guy has changed their name to Yeoimtired*

*StillAliveeee has changed their name to Mingifleetfoot*

*Pung-dong's Weird Guy has changed their name to Woolalalalaelmo* (I think I'll regret this username change)

*Nowon-gu Search Party has changed their name to applebreaker123*

Woolalalalaelmo

Jongho that's unoroginal

Mingifleetfoot

He has a random generator of names to use
I saw it when he was creating that new instagram

applebreaker123

Mingi you said you wouldn't tellllllllllllll

Yeoimtired

You made the baby sad

applebreaker123

I'm not a baby

Yeoimtired

Then what's you call that babfjriejdnd

bluejoong

Everything all right there?

hwanana

I call dibs on yeosang winning

YHSniperPup

You're biased

hwanana

Who isn't?
Especially when it comes to sangie

Yeoimtired

He launched himself across the room at me
I think I have a couple broken ribs
A punctured lung
Everything fractured
Brain dead
Tell my parents I love them

applebreaker123

He's alright.
He'll be alright.
...
In a few days
Hehet~

Yeoimtired

And he used my trademark sue him too

Woolalalalaelmo

Why would you sue your own bf

hwanana

For once I'll agree
Truth
Sorry sang

bluejoong

SO WOOYOUNG WHY DID YOY WAKE YS UP AT 2AM

Woolalalalaelmo

I'm stuck
Under the bed
And I can't get out

************

Hi everyone
Welcome to the first installment of my ateez chatfic
No worries I will continue this
Imagine the relief I had when I changed the usernames
No more hilariously long names yesss

Anywho hope you all enjoy this splendorificus story

~cey xx