Logan: where is Virgil, and the dark sides? I need to talk...

Patton: idk

Logan: Wait-

Logan: what day is it?

Roman: 20th is September why?

Logan: oh fluff-

— extra—

Logan: Virgil honey? Where are you?

Virgil, over the phone: nowhere, I'm just chilling with despacito , Reeeemus and my new alien bitches, what about you

Logan: Get home now or your grounded

Virgil:

Virgil: my Alien said no

Logan: SO HELP ME GOD I WILL-