Still working on chapter 60 :/

Virgil (English teacher) : what have you got on the new guy?

Patton (art teacher) : oh! His name is Logan Berry, he likes chess , talking about quantum theory's , he's funny and..

Virgil: yes?

Patton

Patton:

Patton: *sigh* he's gay

Virgil: YES!

(I like this au)

Here are all the teachering things :/

Mr Fuan / Virgil Fuan - English teacher
•well liked
•chill
•doesn't give out homework
•very gay
•lets his class relax

Mr Cake / Patton Cake (get it?) -Art teacher
•very happy
•always covered in paint
•has a parrot (I need names 4 it)
•pan-sexual
•can become Satan if angered

Sir venereum / Roman Venereum (its Latin for romantic) -drama teacher
•always singing
•very enthusiastic
•dating Mr Cake (in secret)
•Bi-sexual
•wears a prince costume to class

Mr.Berry / Logan Berry - Science / maths teacher
•lots of homework
•lets his class listen to music
•loves his work (he's a part time author)
• gay but on the A-Sexual spectrum
• very formal

Mr. Sanders : Thomas sanders - head teacher
•very happy
•enthusiasm about his school
•loves his teachers
• has a husband (*cough* JON *cough cough)
• EXTREMELY GAY!

Mr. Picani / Emile Picani - school counsellor
•everyone is kinda scared of him
•helps children with everything
• openly bi-sexual
• knows who loves who
• Pattons "brother"

Mr Deceit / Angus Deceit  - history and geography teacher
• everyone is petrified of him
• gives out a lot of homework in for the next day
• you can't escape him
• black mail on everyone
• BFFs with Roman

Idk what remy would be :/
How would you guys like this to be a separate story?