The sandersides are eating

Logan, pouring a bowl of soup while talking:

Virgil, thinking: god Logan's so perfect, he's so flawless. It's like he took everything good for himself..

Virgil: what a greedy bastard..

Logan, holding back tears: I-I was just pouring you a bowl..

Virgil: Wait I said that outhouse shit-

Extra:

Patton: viirrrgiill

Patton, shaking the swear jar: pay up fish

Virgil: FRICK