Patton: Logan can't get angry with me, I'm his dad.

Virgil : oh really.

Virgil: *prepares voice*

Virgil: LOGAN ! PATTON ATE YOUR LAST CROFTERS!

Patton: why?

Logan: NAnI

———

Picani: we are all gathered here for today, to honour the passing of Patton sanders.

Roman : *walks in, looks at Patton on the ground, Virgil crying and Logan packing his back..*

Roman: *walks out*