Patton: hey guys, how ya holdin up-

Logan, sitting in a dark room, only his boxers on and hair dyed pink: good?

Virgil, wearing Logan's clothes while sitting next to him: we're playing monopoly!

Patton: I can see that, but those are uno cards.. and Logan put some clothes on please

Virgil:  nooooo this is my reward for winning cluedo!

Patton: I'm so done with these gays