*Texting*
Friend J: You excited about all the work you're going to have to catch up on N?
Friend N: fuck you
Friend N: and your horse
Friend J: My horse?
Me *being absolute Hamilton trash*: Lock up your daughters and horses, of course it's hard to have intercourses over four sets of corsets! No more sex, pour me another brew son! Let's raise a couple more to the REVOLUTION!!!!!
Friend F: Ummmm okay then