Me: *is talking to a teacher*
Friend B: CC! The buses are here!!!
Me: ooh shit!
Me: *runs down the hall*
Me: *catches breath*
Me: thanks
Friend B: your lucky I have your ass
Me: *chokes*
Me: I'm sorry, but you are straight and in a relationship.
Friend B: *realizes what she said*
Friend B: oh my god, I'm sorry, just with how much I swear...
Me: you meant back... right?
Friend B: ... yes...