young neighbour : i thought someone opened our front door , last night , 

and i freaked out . so , i grabbed a hair brush as a weapon .

my mom : what's a hair brush going to do 

me : a fair bit , if u r attacking Titan Lord Kronos .

my mom : what ? 

 me : it's a percy jackson thing mom , u won't understand .

mom : ....

#percyjackson