For context my mom and I give each other shit and so sometimes she'll ask who gave me permission to get something. She's just joking around so this is how it went down today

Mom: Who said you can have Chinese food?

Me: The leprechauns

Mom: We're gonna have to shoot some leprechauns then

Me: No, they're doing the macerena

Mom: We don't do the macerena we do the cha cha slide dammit