"Where are you seeing this shit? OH THERE'S THE THREE"

"Fake bitch. You don't look real"

"NO MOTHERFUCKER IT HURTS MY FUCKING FEELINGS" (for context we were watching Ghost Adventures and Aaron asked if the Bell Witch liked being called the Bell Witch)

"WHO TOLD YOU THAT YOU CAN CHANGE YOUR EYE COLOR?!"

"CHANGE YOUR EYES BACK TO BLUE! THEY'RE A GREEN YELLOW"

"AARON DON'T BE LIKE ASMODEUS THE BITCH THAT'S NOT COOL"

"GABRIEL THERE'S A DEMON IN MY DAUGHTER'S ROOM"

"What does an angel need to do with a potroast? Get down here"

"DAMMIT GABRIEL YOU NEED TO GET OVER HERE RIGHT MEOW"

"GABRIEL THE POTROAST ISN'T IMPORTANT GET YOUR ASS DOWN HERE RIGHT MEOW! THAT'S RIGHT I SAID MEOW"

Check in for updates to this chapter every now and then

Update 1

"Asmodeus is comin for your ass" (while watching Ghost Adventures and Zak tried to call out a demon)