(I apologize in advance if your name is Deborah, it's an inside joke with some of my friends and I'm including my mom in it)

"DEBORAH YOU SKOOMA LOVING WH*RE"

"Let th wh*res hit the floor, let the wh*res hit the floor, let the wh*res hit the FLOOOOR"

"Flaming wh*re"

"Where are the dragons? Now we got robots!"

"Purple dragon wallpaper fuckers"

"I do not want neon fucktards, they anger me. Anger me so..."

"I shall beat you- glow in the dark? I do not want glow in the dark"

"It does not knoweth what it talketh abouteth"

"Kimono dragon?! I said nothing of the kimono of the dragon"

"Why are you bitcheneth"

"'Warning: This app may make your phone look awesome' wat"

"I DON'T WANT PURPLE BUTTERFLIES!"

"Oh! I bitch slapped it"

"I shall looketh uponeth this appeth, if I do not like this appeth. I shall uninstalleth this appeth"

"Why does it say Leslie Jones? WHO IS LESLIE JONES?! Boso the clown? I AM NOT TYPING THIS SHIT IN"

"You bitch slapped me, son. Why?"