Conversation, for context

Me: Jesus would straight up whip people, and he set a tree on fire cos he didn't like it

Mom: Sounds like Jesus was into BDSM and pyro

Me: mOM

Mom: Say 5 hail Marys and 10 All Fathers while I whip you

Me: Oh my God

Mom: All while screaming the Lord's name

Me: Oh my God Mom

"Pickle flavored p*nis"

"Esbern is still broken"

"I bLESS THE RAINS DOWN IN AFRICA"

"Jyggalag you fucking furry. Furry fucker." (for context I had to explain to her what a furry is and we have a Skyrim mod that adds Jyggalag as a summonable creature but sometimes it glitches and an enemy animal will end up using Jyggalag's voice. So far he's been a mudcrab, a wolf, a giant spider, a slaughterfish, basically he's been everything at least once)

"Jiggles stop possessing my Kevin" (Reference to the above thing, Kevin is the name of the wolf she got to follow her using the Ordinator perk tree mod with the wild companion perk that's under speech)

"oH NEPTUNE"

"My army of men are gonna fuck you up"

"Miraak, just die already"

"No, not vampire lord! It fucks up my face and I just made myself pretty again!"