"Of course he's the demon of lust"

"He's just a wannabe Col. Sanders pimp daddy"

"He wants to be a pimp daddy but he's just a bitch"

"He's Col. Sanders trying to be a pimp daddy"

"He's not king of demons, he's king of bitches"

"He doesn't even give people fried chicken"

"That's why we have fucked up people running around, they're influenced by little bitches like him"

"*in a deep voice, trying to mimic his southern accent* I'm a little bitch"

"Asmodeus can suck my dick. If I had one"

"If I had a dick, I'd make him suck it"

"He can't give it, he can only take it up the bootyhole"

"If I knew he was going to kill me anyway, I'd be talking mad shit to him so he can go through eternity knowing he got owned by a human"

"He'd go crazy trying to find my camera. First he'd be like 'This human talked shit on me and got it on camera' then he'd go try to find it but the other demons will be like 'Sir, there's no video camera here' 'THAT BITCH WOULDN'T LIE ABOUT HAVING A CAMERA SET UP' 'Castiel has it'"

After I asked her how well she thought it would go if the Ghost Adventures met Asmodeus "They'd only have to throw some Viagra and a monkey and he'd be like 'Ohoho~ it's gonna be a fun night tonight~'"

"He had to steal Gabriel's grace because it's probably like Viagra, he can't get it up without it"

"He's dreaming about Astmodatus, his talleywacker is his new chew toy"

Update

"He's the big pimp daddy of KFC"