"Honestly my favorite insult is 'You're a base, proud, shallow, beggarly, three-suited, hundred-pound, filthy worsted-stocking knave; a lily-liver'd, action-taking, whoreson, glass-gazing, superserviceable, finical rogue; one-trunk-inheriting slave; one that wouldst be a bawd in way of good service, and are nothing but the composition of a knave, beggar, coward, pandar, and the son and heir of a mongrel bitch. King Lear act 2 scene 2."

"Wow, that wasn't even aimed towards me and I'm like physically hurt by that..."