So, if you played on Shifty Station in the Final Fest, you'd probably know that there's one shifty station that is... um... interesting :/ I'm not sure what it's called but it's where you must destroy those beacon things in Octo Expansion if you've seen or played that downloadable content (aka dlc). I didn't know that what I'm talking about was actually possible until someone had to tell me. Except, I guess I witnessed it and I was completely out of range, as I was a sniper playing.

The dialogue of weirdness intensifies:

Friend: "Hey, did you know Pearl floats down in the ladder half of the game?"

Me: "What?"

Friend: "Didn't you play on Shifty Station?"

Me: "Isn't there two?"

Friend: "Go recon it then."

Me: "O.O okay then."

Friend: "Good."

Me: *coughs and enters recon*

Friend: "Are you at a minute left?"

Me: "Nope, 30 seconds left until a minutes mark."

Friend: *sighs* "okay."

Me: *sees a magical thing come out of the sky* *looks up to see a VERY giddy pearl*

Me in my mind: *WHAT THE HECK IS HAPPENING*

-Watches as she literally JUMPS out, and in r e a l l y  s l o w  m o t i o n  l a n d s  o n  t h e                   

p l a t f o r m. Then, I run around her and suddenly, I'm beside her, aiming a freaking vocal chord killer whale-

Me: "HOLY WOOMY-"

In the volume: BOOOOYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Me: *instinctively turns volume up* (Jk I turned it down)

Friend: "So did you see it?"

Me: "Ow, my ears. Yes I saw it, you just put me through a trama I'll never forget."

*As I say this she turns into a whisp and is teleported onto the helicopter thing*

I didn't know Pearl and Marina could teleport too!! ;-;

-Mochi

(Thank you for reading my very very very weird rants! It means a lot to me lol)