((Don't own this, this is from a Buzzfeed video))

Me: Damn America, what the hell???

America: Dude, we have to spend our money on other stuff too!!!

Me: Like MC Donald's....

America: yeah but that's not I-

Me: And gun laws...
Oh don't let me fucking forget
YOUR MILITARY

America: Yeah so?

Me: AMERICA, YOU COULD CUT YOUR MILITARY BUDGET BY 80%
80 FUCKING PERCENT
AND YOU'D STILL HAVE THE LARGEST FUCKING MILITARY BUDGET IN THE WORLD!!!

America: Yeah but-

Me: YOU HAVE NO EXCUSES AMERICA!!!