Me: Now I will instruct you on the best way to handle a pickup line....

2P California: Hey doll~ wanna see Los Angeles in Richmond?

Via: -is pissed-

Minnestoa: -is glaring daggers at California from a distance, a dark purple aura surrounding him-

Me: Now observe, this is the way usual Americans handle a pickup line...

Via: -she kicked Los angles, HARD-

California: -he fell to the ground in pain.-

Me: Now observe the way that a typical teenage fangirl handles a pickup line...

2P America: Hey DollFace~ ever seen Florida?

Fangirl: -dies-

Me: Now... Observe the way I handle a pickup line, also the proper way...

Allen: Hey doll I-

Me: MY PARENTS TOLD ME NOT TO DO DRUGS!!!!

-runs away like an Italian.-