Alfred: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA IM THE HERRO AND U CANT JUDGE ME!!! -is yelling loudly, completely drunk-

Canada: My head's spinning... Please make it stop, why is the room spinning...? -is drunk-

France: -is trying to rape Hungary-

Hungary: -whacks France with a skillet-

Prussia: KESKESKESKESKESKES I AM ZE AWESOMEESTESEST ONE IN THE ROOM!!! -is completely drunk-

Germany: Shut up uz idiots. How many thimes do I have to tell you to shut up you bastards.... -is completely drunk-

Russia: -is completely uneffected-

England: EXCUSE YOU BUT IF ANYONES THE HERO ITS ME, IM THE UNITED BLOODY FUCKING KINGDOM!!!!

Canada: EVERYONE SHUT UP!!!! -stumbles up, trying to stand- YOURE ALL A BUNCH OF IDIOTS!

Alfred: IM NOT AN IDIOT IM THE HERO, I CAN DRINK ANYONE UNDER THE FUCKING TABLE!!!

Canada: Is that a challange????

Alfred: YOU BET YOUR ASS IT IS!!! -slams beer on the counter-

Canada: YOU WANNA GO BRO???

Alfred: HELL YEAH!!!

-after about 6 more beers...-

Alfred: SEE IM WAY BETTER AT DRINKING THEN YOU!!! -is swaying, struggling to stand up strait-

Canada: EXCUSE YOU IM THE ONE WHO DRANK THE MOST!!!!

All in all it was a great night for the countries!!! Well NIGHT, I didn't say morning....