Me: HELP ME MY 2P IS BEING A BULLY BUTT!!!

2P Me: -is nagging Me, kicking her- LIKE OH MY GOD, SERIOUSLY, WHO WRITES FANFICTIONS YOUR SUCH A LOOSER!!! WATTPAD IS FOR DORKS YOU BITCH!!!

A: -help me-
B: -point and laugh-
C: -rage at my 2P-
D: -agree with my 2P-