THIS IS FOR MATURE AUDIENCES
VIEWER DIGRESSION IS ADVISED!!!!
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Italy: There once was a girl from Berlin
She was neither to fat not to thin
She was generous and sweet
To all she would meet
And if they were a man
Let them in!

Germany: O-o
Me: ITALY STOP IT OH MY GOD!!!

(This was from a hetalia 18 + panel on YouTube)