Disney
It made me realize a lot, here is what each movie made me realize.
Tarzan
° this guy was raised by Gorillas, lived in a forest and didn't speak the human language yet he can still get a girlfriend... And i'm still single.
Lion King
° I was afraid of Scar when I was five but I now relate to him on a spiritual level.
Bella and the beast
° I always thought I would grow up to be Bella, turns out i'm that lady at the beginning who's yelling "I NEED SIX LEGS".
Snow white & Bella and the beast
° Don't let a old lady know your home. If you answer the door and tell her to go home, she curses you. If you let her in she kills you.... If a old lady you don't know is at the door, your all fucked.
Mulan
° The best make up remover is on Mulans sleeve.... Litterly.
Every Disney Movie Ever
° made me realize that lime is the color of evil.
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