Now come one, come all, to this tragic affair.

Wipe off that makeup, what's in it's despair,

So throw on the black dress, mix in with the lot-

You might wake up and notice you're someone you're not.

If you look in the mirror and don't like what you see,

You can find out first hand what it's like to be me.

So gather round piggies, and kiss this goodbye.

I'd encourage your smiles! I'LL EXPECT YOU WON'T CRY!