Alright then. To all my followers, people I know, all of you lot. We need to get something straight.
I'm not.

I am biromantic asexual, and, for the avoidance of doubt, this doesn't mean I am attracted to pens, and I am not a plant.

If you don't know what one/either of those means, ask me or Google it or something, idc.

I hope you guys are okay with this, and if you aren't, please let me know and I will make a mental note to never speak to you again.

Thanks for your time,
Rosamund.